Hawaiian Pizza

My two kids complement each other when we eat Hawaiian pizza. My older child loves the ham while her younger sister loves to eat the pineapple. They both love to eat the cheese. They seldom fight over cheese and they certainly don't fight over ham and pineapple. Now what about the crust? Well, that's all we, my husband and I, ever get to eat.

So how does the pizza taste? If you ask my older child she'll say, "It tastes good." My younger child will say, "Mmm... delicious." If you ask me, I'll say, "It's boring." My husband will say, "It tastes like bread with tomato sauce."

Are we full after eating pizza? I'm full. My husband is also full. My two daughters are complaining. They are still hungry.